Random Taglines
You may have noticed the random tagline that appears under the logo at the top of the page. It’s achieved using a Wordpress plugin from Digital Delinquent. I’m continually adding new quotes to the list as I think of them, but here is the complete list so far. Most are from films/tv shows/comedians/internet memes. How many do you recognise?
Obligatory clever tagline here.
Save me, Jebus!
P.S. I’ll find my frog
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom.
It’s a round world, last time I checked.
People who hate people - come together!
Well.. looks like we got ourselves a reader.
Going for that anti-marketing dollar.
Surfing on the lake of fire, rocking out.
That rug really tied the room together.
My friend, you are entering a world of pain.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
Fuck it, Dude, let’s go bowling.
No words.. no words to describe it. They should have sent a poet.
Damn. Y’all ain’t never got two things that match.
How the hell you get fired on your day off?
Somebody set up us the bomb.
Main screen turn on.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
You are on the way to destruction.
Taisetsu no mono, protect my balls!
No-one is listening, until you make a mistake.
I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Didn’t you get the memo about the TPS reports?
Not eating meat is a decision. Eating meat is an instinct.
I’m drunk. I’m nobody. I’m drunk. I’m famous. I’m drunk. I’m fucking dead.
I just wish I could control these FUCKING mood swings!
News team, assemble!
We can’t stop here, this is bat country.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Like a trained ape… without the training.
Man, you’re off the fucking chain!
Everyone and their mums is packing round ‘ere..
If we don’t come down hard on these clowns, we’re gonna be up to our balls in jugglers.
Chuck your boyfriend, have a sandwich.
Defending the fantasy genre with terminal intensity.
I was once like you. Blonde hair. Scraggly little beard. Childlike ears.
Yeah, but Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like.. fuckin’.. Shaft.
If you’re gonna be a maniac, pyro’s not a good maniac.
I’ve driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution.
Oh, it’s got cachet, baby! It’s got cachet up the ying yang!
My name is Art Vandelay. I’m an architect.
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
God gives men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
I’ve got two TV Guides. One on the table and one in the bath-room. I’m rich!
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Him name is hopkin green frog.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
So it wasn’t so much an Eskimo roll, as a case of rolling right Inuit.
Derek? Babylon 5’s a big pile of shit.
I’m Andy McNab. I’m Andy McNab. I’m Andy McNab. I’m Andie MacDowell..
You’re like Mr T, but white and hairy.
Cock locked and ready to rock.
Vulva turned me into a monkey! I’m not a monkey! I’m a man! A monkey… man!
How’s that for a slice of fried gold?
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
When God gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS.
Pretty good. Pret-ty pret-ty pret-ty good.
Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
Stop! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
In the game of chess, you can never let your opponent see your pieces.
Av’ tha nowt moist?
Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother..
You wanna get on that t’internet..
Are you a mexican, or a mexican’t?
Sandwich, Bacon?
U R MR GAY.
Can I be your breasts friend?
I <3 hot moms.
I facebooked your mom.
I love lamp!
I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.
Time to musk up.
It’s a formidable scent… It stings the nostrils.
Well, you are a smelly pirate hooker!
Aw, c’mon! It’s getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous.
Which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.
Yeah you got mental problems, man.
Where’d you get your clothes… from the… toilet store?
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Sweet fancy Moses!
Sweet zombie Jesus!